Currupt a wish

wish granted, but his twin brother came & took his place

i wish words didn't exist

wish granted, but it turned into a never-ending uncorrupt/corrupt paradox

i wish never ending paradoxes didn't exist

granted, but now when robots try to take over the world, they won't get stuck in loops -gasp-

I wish this wish didn't exist.

granted, but unfortunately, instead of a paradox, the wish was split in half in order to remain stable
so all you have now is a wi (possibly a wii)

i wish that this wish would wish itself a wish, so its wish could actually wish another wish, and that wish could wish that wishes re-existed

granted, but now you die, and don't have whatever you got from the wish that you wished could wish itself a wish so its wish could actually wish another wish and that wish could wish that wishes re-existed.


I wish I had a dollar.

granted, but the dollar became alive and assaassinated your whole city

i wish that i was back alive

granted, but now everybody else is alive too

I wish I had a taco.

granted, but the toast in your avatar got jealous & ate it

i wish i could wish wishes like this without having to worry about neverending wish paradoxes that just repeat the wish so i have an infinite number of wishes that wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing... wish the same thing...

Granted, but now it is an anti-paradox, and kills everybody who has a paradox.

I wish Mr.Toast loved me back. 3:

granted, but mr. toast is overloving therefor you have to spend the next 400 years staring into mr. toast's eyes telling him that you love him back (until 400 years passes and he then rots away)

Not granted, no wish.

i wish Mr.Toast was back alive...

granted, but mr.toast wasn't dead in the first place, he still has you staring at him in a corner, and since you wished him alive, you wished him an extra 400 years to live again

i wish i could see the expression on your face while you're looking @ mr. toast

Granted, but it is so horrid.
zomg


I wish I was admin >:3

granted, but you have to explain your reasons to become one in PM first

i wish i never saw that pic

granted, but now you look back at the screen and see it again.

I wish I had my cat.

granted but, in a matter of 10 seconds, your cat is devoured by mr. toast, whom is still staring at you

granted, but now i can't grant anymore wishes after this one

i wish i could grant wishes again

granted, but you will stay 11 for an eternaty

that pic is gonna give me night mares

The pic made me shit my pants

I wish people would give a wish D: